Funny / Satire

[VorlonFrog]

 

[samplenhold]

 

[samplenhold]

 

[mat200]

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because :

 

[Ssayer]

 

[garycrist]

I was ready 'cause Bert warned me....

 

[Ssayer]

The father made a bet with his daughter saying, "I can wipe the water off the floor without you hitting me with the fork in your hand."
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[Ssayer]

 

[Ssayer]

Why is it that every time I see someone like this:

I think of the girl from Return of the Living Dead III:

 

[garycrist]

Have you ever noticed the news plays to stupid people?
Otherwise they would feel left-out!

 

[Arjun]

Where were you at 2:20PM EST Today?

 

[Arjun]

Seriously though, what's with the ads?

 

[wittaj]

Ads are based on your search history, so we aren't surprised at yours

Actually we are - that is too much clothing

 

[Arjun]

 

[StevenFromTexas]

Where were you at 2:20PM EST Today?

I was actually taking a nap and it got interrupted by those clowns in Washington, D.C. I couldn't go back to sleep. And for some stupid reason, I got the text message twice with the stupid noise attached to it. I have text messaging blocked on my phone and it didn't make any difference. FJB

 

[mat200]

The Fictional Characters Forced To Change Their Identities Support Group
The Babylon Bee

 

[mattp]

 

[wittaj]

 

[samplenhold]

 

[Ssayer]