Squirrel falls from the sky

[PoeNoPoe]

Pulling into my driveway I see a squirrel in my driveway by the house. He appears to have a puncture wound or two. Hmmm. Checking the cameras I can see he fell from the sky, bounced down my roof, hit the windshield of a parked car and finally the driveway. Watching on our tv my daughter noticed the birds reflection move across the windshield

 

[Mike A.]

Yeah, you can see some sort of raptor go by just before. Kinda odd.

 

[TonyR]

Judging by the amount of wounds on the tree rat and the raptor's reflection appearing in the windshield shortly before the hit on the windshield I'd say the raptor lost its grip while flying over the house....doesn't happen too often.

A cat or a fox, etc. will take it from there, likely. Probably too close to the house for buzzards.

Thanks for the share!

 

[NightLife]

That is a sizeable raptor in the reflection. My guess is it tossed the desiccated road kill in favour of some fresh meat he spied; something other than carrion.

Carrion, my wayward squirrel
There'll be peace when you are gone
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

 

[TonyR]

That is a sizeable raptor in the reflection. My guess is it tossed the desiccated road kill in favour of some fresh meat he spied; something other than carrion.

Carrion on, my wayward squirrel
There'll be peace when you are gone
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

You're not in "Kansas" any more!

 

[Flintstone61]

maybe he picked some bad road kill, with a slight flavor issue( rotten meat)

 

[NightLife]

It might be funny to lather it in hot sauce, and toss it back on the lawn. Can you imagine the next guy, down the block ..


"WTF?? I swear, I just found a dead squirrel on my driveway .. and it was covered in Franks Red Hot Sauce!!"

 

[CCTVCam]

Putting it a discarded KFC box would be even funnier.

 

[vandyman]

Putting it a discarded KFC box would be even funnier.

If meat prices continue to rise.
Tree rat will be the new chicken.

 

[Mike A.]

*Credit to satire thread

 

[flynreelow]

 

[mudflap5]

Another falling squirrel. This one had help!

 

[Coldair]

put it in an Amazon box and leave it by your mailbox

 

[TonyR]

It might be funny to lather it in hot sauce, and toss it back on the lawn. Can you imagine the next guy, down the block ..

Putting it a discarded KFC box would be even funnier.

If we're gonna spice it up and box it, let's go with a Popeyes box.....it's New Orleans style.

 

[MrRobinHood]

That poor bird lost it's snack.

Might have been called off on other important raptor business and and had to let that one go.

 

[Coldair]

I had a squirrel that was drunk on fermented berries fall out of a tree and hit the driveway right in front of my face, if I was a half a step faster that drunk tree rat would have hit me or my golden. the look on the dog's face was hysterical, he was like "whoa had did that happen"

 

[vandyman]

I had a squirrel that was drunk on fermented berries fall out of a tree and hit the driveway right in front of my face, if I was a half a step faster that drunk tree rat would have hit me or my golden. the look on the dog's face was hysterical, he was like "whoa had did that happen"

I am pretty sure I seen one of those karate movies. Were they use the drunken squirrel style.

 

[The Automation Guy]

It might be funny to lather it in hot sauce, and toss it back on the lawn. Can you imagine the next guy, down the block ..


"WTF?? I swear, I just found a dead squirrel on my driveway .. and it was covered in Franks Red Hot Sauce!!"

"I put that Sh!t on everything......." - one of the best marketing lines in a long time!