IPCAMTALK Technical Terms

[wittaj]

@samplenhold and @Flintstone61 have been sprinkling in to threads our Technical Terms, so thought we would put them here LOL

FTS = IPCAMTALK Technical Term for Fuck the Specs

DUFOPWD = IPCAMTALK Technical Term for Don't Update Firmware On Perfectly Working Device

DFWAB = IPCAMTALK Technical Term for Don't Fix What Ain't Broke

COBAS= IPCAMTALK Technical Term for Clicking on Buttons and Shit

STB = IpcamTalk Technical term: Shits The Bed

MST = IPCAMTALK Technical Term for Metric Shit Ton

SOL - IPCAMTALK Technical Term for Shitload of Light

MFWS - IPCAMTALK Technical Term for Mother Fuckers Who Steal


I am sure I missed some LOL

 

[saltwater]

RTFM - Read the effing manual (though I am guilty of this, at times)

 

[samplenhold]

FWS = Fuck With Shit

As in: "...after a clean install of windows using media creation tool, and getting a graphics driver link from Fenderman its been 99.9% stable. the .1% is when i fuck with shit......" - @Flintstone61

 

[samplenhold]

SCI = Shit Can It

As in: "It's fucked dude.....I have 6TB WD blue that passes tests and then fucks my system.....shit can it.....been there done that" @Flintstone61

 

[samplenhold]

FT = Fuck Ton (not to be confused with a short ton or metric ton)

As in: "We highly recommend doing a fuck ton of research" - @Flintstone61

 

[samplenhold]

FE = Fuck em

As in: "We get these improbable hard fix scenarios presented by people, who are just poking holes in stuff around here....that they see....fuck em/" - @Flintstone61

 

[samplenhold]

As with any technical term, it is important to know how to use that term, like in a sentence.

 

[bigredfish]

I'm in tears here...

 

[bigredfish]

WAF- Wife acceptance factor

 

[Flintstone61]

Thanks. I'm sure someone will come along and add some more.

 

[Flintstone61]

DFWTFW: don't fuck with the Firm Ware

 

[Mike A.]

FNG = Fucking new guy.
As in: '*"Another FNG asking why they can't find their new cam on their network."

YARV = Yet Another Reolink Victim.

 

[Jim I.]

@samplenhold and @Flintstone61 have been sprinkling in to threads our Technical Terms, so thought we would put them here LOL

FTS = IPCAMTALK Technical Term for Fuck the Specs

DUFOPWD = IPCAMTALK Technical Term for Don't Update Firmware On Perfectly Working Device

DFWAB = IPCAMTALK Technical Term for Don't Fix What Ain't Broke

COBAS= IPCAMTALK Technical Term for Clicking on Buttons and Shit

STB = IpcamTalk Technical term: Shits The Bed

MST = IPCAMTALK Technical Term for Metric Shit Ton

SOL - IPCAMTALK Technical Term for Shitload of Light

MFWS - IPCAMTALK Technical Term for Mother Fuckers Who Steal


I am sure I missed some LOL

@Flintstone61
DYFWI = Flintstone Problem Solving Chart Question for "Did you fuck with it?" lol

 

[samplenhold]

Ok folks. realize that you just can't make shit up and post it here. These IPCAMTALK Technical Terms have to be taken from actual IPCAMTALK threads.