How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck woodchuck would?

[Kamakzie]

 

[TonyR]

Now I AM confused....I've been saying all these years:
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

 

[Kamakzie]

Now I AM confused....I've been saying all these years:
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

That would be the correct way. I was using voice dictation and I didn't notice that it spelled it wrong. I would edit it if I could. Maybe the moderator could correct the would to wood.

 

[Virtual D]

Oh the

That would be the correct way. I was using voice dictation and I didn't notice that it spelled it wrong. I would edit it if I could. Maybe the moderator could correct the would to wood.

Oh the Joy of GVT (Google voice typing) so annoying when she refuses to change my strip lights too the colour 'read' lol.

 

[Virtual D]

Well if the video is any indication I would have to say that the answer is none?
As I don't see any wood chuck chucking wood,
even if the woodchuck could,
So zero wood's,
what a wood chuck chucks
when a wood chucks eating food!
...well maybe!

 

[c hris527]

At least he is a healthy looking critter, I have one under my shed, he don't bother too much until he starts munching on the garden.

 

[J Sigmo]

See, now the way I heard it was:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He'd chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

That guy looks like he needs to go on the Chuck Woods woodchuck wood chucking exercise program. But I doubt he would.