Funny / Satire

[SJGUSMC21]

 

[wittaj]

 

[SJGUSMC21]

 

[SpacemanSpiff]

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Oh yeah, these reminded me that last week, cold play announced two new singles

 

[sdkid]

 

[wittaj]

This happens to us and we are out a job, meanwhile because he is a CEO he gets a nice exit package

Experts Reveal If Astronomer CEO Can Sue Coldplay Amid Resignation As HR 'Mistress' Keeps Her Job

Days after Andy Byron resigned from his role as Astronomer CEO, lawyers have now weighed in on whether he could sue Coldplay.

www.yahoo.com

 

[David L]

 

[TonyR]

This is soooo very true.........if they didn't I think their heads would explode!

 

[SJGUSMC21]

 

[johnfitz]

^^^^
funny but gross, oh my eyes LOL

 

[gwminor48]

Remember that stupid book/movie with the line "love means never having to say you're sorry"? Any husband knows you say you're sorry even if you don't know what you did.

 

[TonyR]

Remember that stupid book/movie with the line "love means never having to say you're sorry"? Any husband knows you say you're sorry even if you don't know what you did.

Yeah but it's more like "love means never knowing WTF you've done wrong 99% of the time".......

 

[Sybertiger]

 

[samplenhold]

 

[samplenhold]

 

[Sybertiger]

 

[CaptainCrunch]

 

[wrapter]

 

[Sybertiger]

They don't unscrew?

 

[johnfitz]

I can't stop laughing... he once got stopped on his way back from the liquor store...

I got a neighbor he went to the garden center a mile away... sober he got a ticket on the way there and another on the way back LOL

EDIT: cameras

EDIT2: I'm now identifying as a redneck, as if I wasn't already