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AOC, on vacation in Florida, really wanted a pair of alligator shoes but was reluctant to pay high retail prices. She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp. Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the AOC standing waist-deep in a swamp, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in. She took aim and shot the alligator between the eyes. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the gator onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up. “Oh, no!” AOC shouted in dismay. “This one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”
 
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