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Smilingreen
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Will it help fix my vertigo??Look out smilingreen, he might want to blow in your ear
sebastiantombs
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Yeah, it might, especially if it makes you into a tripod 
Extra stability that way!
Extra stability that way!
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on a dark night. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy and said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a prostitute and I charge $40 for sex."
The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds and then reluctantly paid her. After sex and a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
The boy responded slowly, "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $50."
The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds and then reluctantly paid her. After sex and a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
The boy responded slowly, "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $50."
Smilingreen
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Quit reading between the lines.....
Isn't that the ingredient also found in KFC's infamous Spicy Chicken Sandwich? Finger Licken' Good with some semen on the side
And the secret ingredient is...
Ta da da da
And the secret ingredient is...
Ta da da da
Smilingreen
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Frisco??
Smilingreen
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Mmmmm, there is gonna be some snowflake temper tantrums over this one......
EIGHT years old is too damn old to act like an entitled socialist.
Smilingreen
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