Funny / Satire

I wonder if you slip it in water and then stick it in the microwave, if it will come back to life? We already know their french fries will stay petrified for a 100 years. Just look through the floor boards of old 60's and 70's cars in the junkyards and tell me how many McDonald french fries you find up under the drivers seat, still intact. The junkyard rats won't even touch them.

 
It's even worse now. It's "Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst".
 
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