But I have to say.....a store-bought 'mater and a home-grown or locally-grown one are worlds apart in taste, IMO.
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Reminds me of fishing, my brother once added up how much fish cost with the cost of his boat, gear, gas, bait, etc. It was well over $100 a fish, lol. He avged. about 20 fish (Bass) each trip, probably a few times a month.But I have to say.....a store-bought 'mater and a home-grown or locally-grown one are worlds apart in taste, IMO.
But I guess we can do this with most all hobbies, hard to put a price on them. Since they are great stress reliefs, guess it saves on Meds and Doctor visits for stress.
Best hobby I got my wife into too, was metal detecting. We usually more than paid for
out outings in completion hunts. She was a killer too. Digging huts in Virginia was some
real apex hunting (for the US). Here is a video of the "White Oak Museum" in Stafford VA.
It causes one to think about the poor souls fighting for A55holes in politics!
out outings in completion hunts. She was a killer too. Digging huts in Virginia was some
real apex hunting (for the US). Here is a video of the "White Oak Museum" in Stafford VA.
It causes one to think about the poor souls fighting for A55holes in politics!
...and funeral expenses!
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The gardening could be a hobby. I think, just maybe, that some people spend more each year on a security camera hobby
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