Funny / Satire

[TonyR]

The company I left 4 years ago had Dell PC's that were made in the early 2000's.........hundreds of them all over the plant floor. They all ran on XP.

I didn't mention the FIRST thing I did was take the Dell outdoors and blow the TONS of dust and dust bunnies out its interior, the CPU heatsink and the power supply with my power blower...I wouldn't even bring it into my house like it was. The fan may have lasted a little longer if it hadn't been spending its life on a cement warehouse floor!

 

[TonyR]

Made me laugh. Glad I was not drinking anything at the time I read this.

This could be a new IPCAMTALK Technical Term: "Python Swallowed Goat"

I may have used it before on IPCT when discussing weatherproofing a camera pigtail.

I inherited the trait of using colorful, humorous descriptive examples such as that (not sure what they're called...they're not euphemisms, similes or allegories) from my late dad.......but his dad, my late grand dad, was the all-time champ. All 3 of us being born and raised in a north Georgia rural area probably helped too....

 

[gwminor48]

My wife walked in on me when I opened this, she did not find the humor in it, hahahahaha

They have an uncanny knack for walking in at the wrong time.

Try perusing the thread "Arjun, where are ya?" and you'll get busted for sure.

 

[Ssayer]

 

[TonyR]

Made me laugh. Glad I was not drinking anything at the time I read this.

This could be a new IPCAMTALK Technical Term: "Python Swallowed Goat"

I may have used it before on IPCT when discussing weatherproofing a camera pigtail.

Yep, back in Nov. of '21:

Best way to join 2 Cat6 cables

Yeah i have to post a picture of the network rack maybe tomorrow .. not sure how this even works. Looking forward to it...there's special thread for such pictures on IPCT ==> Wall of Shame

ipcamtalk.com

 

[David L]

Maybe I shared this here before, don't remember but I taught our desktop guys a code we use to say.

We would walk up to an employee's desk who reported a problem and look at each other and say, "Looks like we have another ID-TEN-T Error"...LOL

ID10T error...

 

[TonyR]

Maybe I shared this here before, don't remember but I taught our desktop guys a code we use to say.

We would walk up to an employee's desk who reported a problem and look at each other and say, "Looks like we have another ID-TEN-T Error"...LOL

ID10T error...

Much like in Naval Air avionics where there's an overabundance of acronyms like TACAN, RADAR, SCUBA and even SNAFU and FUBAR, we'd make a simple solution to an electronic/electrical issue sound complicated, such as: "The O-N-O-F-F switch was in the O-F-F position"

 

[CaptainCrunch]

Maybe I shared this here before, don't remember but I taught our desktop guys a code we use to say.

We would walk up to an employee's desk who reported a problem and look at each other and say, "Looks like we have another ID-TEN-T Error"...LOL

ID10T error...

In the military we had a different, but equally meaningful, variation. one delta ten tango

 

[samplenhold]

one delta ten tango

I like that! Have to start using that one!

 

[wrapter]

 

[dudemaar]

 

[johnfitz]

We would walk up to an employee's desk who reported a problem and look at each other and say, "Looks like we have another ID-TEN-T Error"...LOL

ID10T error...

tell the employee the problem is the nut behind the keyboard

 

[Ssayer]

 

[Ssayer]

 

[sdkid]

When someone with a sense of humor opens a business....

 

[gwminor48]

Reminds me of watching singer John Hyatt on video, He sang a song he had written about finding out his wife was cheating on him with his best freind. He called the song "Since His Penis Came Between Us".

 

[David L]

 

[David L]

 

[Ssayer]

 

[mat200]

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well .. that explains the rising student loan debt burden .. sort of Ponzi scheme of sorts