I think I heard roosters crowing!
From the children's toy section at Target?
Man, I can only try and imagine what a 20,000 w lamp is like close by...I used to install 1,200w incandescent airport beacon lamps on a 75 ft. tall tower and the heat coming off the thing was un-frickin'-real. They were about 9-1/2" long and we, being young men, had a nickname for them......if you can imagine.
How can no one like this - its like Katy Perry's Firework
My wife did that once. I had just bought a brand new Starrett tape measure. I'll be damned if she didn't go and steal it off my desk, measured something she wanted trimmed down in her kitchen and cut the damn thing in two.