To the moon, Alice

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Amazon Phallus rocket is getting ready for another group of space tourists. I'm sorry, but everytime I see a picture of the Blue Origin space rocket, I think it needs a set of blue balls to go with it. One would think they could have designed a sexier looking rocket than that.......

 
Maybe they should consider a condom and practice "safe space".
 
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Remember, Jeff Bezos didn't have the ba!!s (from divorce to playing it solo), therefore this was as close as he would get. Hey, but he's still going places, am I right? :rofl:
And now you consumers are bringing him food to the dinner table. Rejoice :lmao:

Amazon Phallus rocket is getting ready for another group of space tourists. I'm sorry, but everytime I see a picture of the Blue Origin space rocket, I think it needs a set of blue balls to go with it. One would think they could have designed a sexier looking rocket than that.......

 
Well, at least Musks rockets are going somewhere and are serving an actual purpose. So far, Bezos "rocket...head" has only been a high priced, glorified amusement ride for the exclusively rich.
 
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