The "You can't make this sh!t up" Thread
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MikeLud1
IPCT Contributor
Damn, I was thinking of have that for dinner tonight now what. Do you think I can use Listerine?
Mike, I know you’re joking 
please don’t try this at home, thank you
please don’t try this at home, thank you
I say leave 'em alone, let 'em cook it, inhale the vapors while cooking and eat it.....we don't need anyone that thinks that's a good idea in the gene pool and procreating.
But seriously though....wouldn't a Tide Pod be a better choice? I think it would lend a more cinnamon-y ambiance.......
But seriously though....wouldn't a Tide Pod be a better choice? I think it would lend a more cinnamon-y ambiance.......
But seriously though....wouldn't a Tide Pod be a better choice? I think it would lend a more cinnamon-y ambiance.......
But they put a child safety lid on the new tide pods!
As if a teenager is a child, and they can't take off the lid.
"There's your sign"
Sure, if you want to freshen your breath....personally I prefer to use the Crest rinse with teeth whiteners and cavity prevention in my chicken.....
MikeLud1
IPCT Contributor
Do you think using Crest rinse will turn dark meat into white meat since it has whiteners in it?Sure, if you want to freshen your breath....personally I prefer to use the Crest rinse with teeth whiteners and cavity prevention in my chicken.....
sebastiantombs
Known around here
I say cook it in Miralax and pretend you went to Taco Bell!
Home inspector convicted after being caught on camera using doll to masturbate
A man was convicted after a family’s security camera caught him masturbating with a child’s toy.
local12.com
I think it's safe to say Kevin is no longer employed by that company or municipality.....Home inspector convicted after being caught on camera using doll to masturbate
A man was convicted after a family’s security camera caught him masturbating with a child’s toy.
I think it's safe to say Kevin is no longer employed by that company or municipality.....
From Oakland County, he’s likely to get a promotion.