Porch Pirates

Jessie.slimer

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I was sent this and had a chuckle. Reminded me of the glitter bomb guy (that turned out to be fake/staged I heard).

Any body have any other funny porch pirate revenge videos or ideas, either your own or found online?

 

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Is it awful of me to have wished that when the perp was trying to dig out his front wheel, which was still spinning fruitlessly, that the tire would gain traction and the car would run the guy over?
and then the rigged box would have fallen out of the car opening up pointed straight as him as he took his last breath covering him with China Virus Diarrhea everywhere.

But to answer your question... Yes, you seriously have more than one screw loose.
 
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looney2ns

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I think he was laying some heavy sarcasm on the poor fella
Poor Fella??? That's not how I would describe the scum sucking, jackass thief. I hope that the fleas of a thousand camels infest his arm pits and nether regions, among other things.
I'd sic @TonyR on him for good measure. ;)
 

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