Porch Pirates

[Jessie.slimer]

I was sent this and had a chuckle. Reminded me of the glitter bomb guy (that turned out to be fake/staged I heard).

Any body have any other funny porch pirate revenge videos or ideas, either your own or found online?

 

[David L]

 

[samplenhold]

@David L I like the perp: "Very sorry!" translates to "Very sorry I got caught and hung my car up on the snow!"

 

[Cameraguy]

Always buy an AWD vehicle

 

[wittaj]

90,000 packages a day stolen just in New York City!

90,000 Packages Are Stolen in N.Y.C. Every Day. How One Building Fought Back. (Published 2021)

For neighbors in the author’s East Village walk-up, “Have you had anything stolen?” turned out to be a great conversation starter.

www.nytimes.com

 

[looney2ns]

Yet the victim stands there and ends up trying to help him get the car unstuck.
And the female didn't know the phone # for the popo.

 

[Cameraguy]

Yet the victim stands there and ends up trying to help him get the car unstuck.
And the female didn't know the phone # for the popo.

I think he was laying some heavy sarcasm on the poor fella

 

[Frankenscript]

Is it awful of me to have wished that when the perp was trying to dig out his front wheel, which was still spinning fruitlessly, that the tire would gain traction and the car would run the guy over?

 

[Oceanslider]

Is it awful of me to have wished that when the perp was trying to dig out his front wheel, which was still spinning fruitlessly, that the tire would gain traction and the car would run the guy over?

and then the rigged box would have fallen out of the car opening up pointed straight as him as he took his last breath covering him with China Virus Diarrhea everywhere.

But to answer your question... Yes, you seriously have more than one screw loose.

 

[looney2ns]

I think he was laying some heavy sarcasm on the poor fella

Poor Fella??? That's not how I would describe the scum sucking, jackass thief. I hope that the fleas of a thousand camels infest his arm pits and nether regions, among other things.
I'd sic @TonyR on him for good measure.

 

[Cameraguy]

Poor Fella??? That's not how I would describe the scum sucking, jackass thief. I hope that the fleas of a thousand camels infest his arm pits and nether regions, among other things.
I'd sic @TonyR on him for good measure.

Haha that was some more sarcasm

 

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