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Broachoski

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Here I sit,
all broken hearted.
Tried to shit,
but only farted.


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Those shit house rhymes were popular back 60 years ago when I was a kid. When I see that one it reminds me of another:

You shit house poets,
you sons of bitches.
I stopped to read
and shit my britches.
 

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Those shit house rhymes were popular back 60 years ago when I was a kid. When I see that one it reminds me of another:

You shit house poets,
you sons of bitches.
I stopped to read
and shit my britches.
I learned several from my mother! I've forgotten most of them though!


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