Search results

  1. garycrist

    Revisiting George Carlin

    Add Lenny Bruce, Redd Foxx and Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts too.
  2. garycrist

    Malibu Fires

    No
  3. garycrist

    Malibu Fires

    No @bidredfish. Trust in Jesus Christ. As @David L said above, earthly goods no longer matter! I feel sorry for some here, as the rottenness of current events have turned this into CNN or MSLSD and some of the posts remind me of the vitriol they spew. I am not trying to stir up garbage but........
  4. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    TDS or TRS that is the question.
  5. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    I like the gold accents. It shows some of the gifts that "we" have been given that are squirreled away in some archivist's basement. Otherwise we would not be able to enjoy them too. I once did a computer system for a museum. My mouth fell open when I was given a "special tour" of the basement...
  6. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    I need the Governor of New York, goof ball Kathy Hochul lecturing TEXAS about anything except on how to put lip stick on a PIG like you!
  7. garycrist

    FYI: FBI disrupts Chinese cyber operation

    @adamjones are you a bot? You have never solved anything complex except to get post counts.
  8. garycrist

    Why I hate phones...

    "I turn my phone off" Give me a break! The phones are on all the time and pinging it's little tail off. Lots of data may be gleaned by flying a fake cel tower over one's head too.
  9. garycrist

    Funny / Satire

    I have a neighbor that is once more, is giving me fits! I was going to nominate him for the "Beautifies the Neighbor's House"...... Trouble is, I've lost my Glydys Kravitz' "Neighbor's Home Surveillance Program" application.
  10. garycrist

    Funny / Satire

    It sure is funny how "Ocean Toads, Two Ton Terrys," and a whole bunch of 3 baggers, get all frustrated over a man's jean commercial! Must be a short supply of "C" size batteries. https://www.zerohedge.com/political/sydney-sweeney-wears-jeans-ad-woke-liberals-see-nazis
  11. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Bongino sounds like Adam Shit. "I know something so bad I can't tell you".
  12. garycrist

    Money & Economics

    JPC is right!! I grind my own and it was O2 that turns the hemoglobin red in the meat. Another interesting note, I also brine olives too. Did you know if one bubbles air or O2 through those said olives, they become the black olives one eats. BTW are they still gassing the meat with CO...
  13. garycrist

    Bar Shootout in Anchorage, Alaska

    Bye bye and don't forget to buy bonds.
  14. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    I keep hearing the "Talking Heads" say Obummer can't be prosecuted because of Presidential Immunity. Is conspiracy covered?
  15. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    I want to see the Kenyan in handcuffs with his proud head hung low!
  16. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    It is starting to look like a war between 2 sides. Epstein Democrats VS "Obummer Repubicans".
  17. garycrist

    EmpireTech 10th Anniversary (Summer+Prime Day)Sales

    Thank you Andy! I just got my prize!
  18. garycrist

    Is my neighbor interfering with my cameras?

    My story with the "Children's Mother", would take more than I feel like typing. I found out we were not really married, just room mates for 16 years with 4 kids. The rest of the story would curl your toes!
  19. garycrist

    The official "WTF" thread

    I copied off SLOWWWW AOL to my own cleaned system! So glad when they went to web download till it died about then. When we arrived at Prescott AZ after a Summer in Billings MT (guy was a crook, was busted for defrauding Indian Affairs on some computer maintenance contracts), the poor Computer...
  20. garycrist

    The official "WTF" thread

    My CNI did a Novel server for a canning factory with the office in the center of the production floor. He loaded the server burned-in, tested it @ home and was ready to go. He delivered it hooked it up, "No operating system found! Once more he loaded it up and the next day the same thing...
  21. garycrist

    The official "WTF" thread

    I had a client I had just fixed all of the above problems. She got home and plugged it in and guess what, the key board would not work! As above I went through the stupid crap above to no avail. I even asked if the keyboard was plugged in. She said to me "Do you think I am stupid. I know where...
  22. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Solomon Galligan Needs a healthy dose of Ellie Nesler!
  23. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Dear Mr. President Trump; Lie to me once and your credibility is no longer valid.... Even "The Lifebuoy" challenge your mama did to you some 60 or so years ago, didn't take. I can understand Fort Knox especially after "Goldfinger" in 1964, I would spirit away my stash "deeper than 300 feet...
  24. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Dear President Trump; We know Epstein was a TURD! Well my Dad taught me a long time ago and said, "Son if you play with a turd, you;ll get shit on yourself"! I know you bastards in DC play word games, The nonexistence of "Epstein's Client List" might be, as it relates to "his own personal...
  25. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    I think I know why Bongino was hired away from the radio program he had. That silenced his voice on radio across the nation. Now we know why Rush was such a maverick.
  26. garycrist

    HOA Experience

    HOAs were made for lazy cities.
  27. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Divert, distract and belittle. Then you know someone's hand was in the "Cookie Jar".
  28. garycrist

    Funny / Satire

    Just think, they are trying to get manufacturing back in the good old USA. I hope some can remember when one looked at the label and it said "MADE IN THE USA". You knew one was receiving the best, not some cheap knock-off. Now we are fighting all of those countries to make the cheap shit just...
  29. garycrist

    EmpireTech 10th Anniversary (Summer+Prime Day)Sales

    Bezos; A guy with a dick on his boxes as well as a dick for a "rocket ship?". What would you expect!