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  1. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Dear Madam Vice President: We now have an opening for you on our team and look forward to your employment. Unfortunately we lost our last person who's position you will be filling as he has moved on to another position serving people. We will be starting you on your way up in our organization...
  2. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    She has her head down and working on a release of some friends.
  3. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    TCM and old black and white movies. No machine guns or bleating hearts! (Pun)
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    Happy Halloween! I got a rock...

    I would fill it with pretty rocks from a rock shop.
  5. garycrist

    Need waterproof camera advice for rv

    Most of the cam are "waterproof". Just make sure you use plenty of dielectric grease on the RJ45 connector for a POE camera. hint (No WIFI)
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    Can you ID this Halloween pumpkin thief ?

    No campaign hat, so it's not Smoky.
  7. garycrist

    Funny / Satire

    I know about swallowing Watermelon Seeds but punkin' seeds?
  8. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    In the immortal words of Kung Fu (David Carradine) "Not so fast grasshopper. They are not practicing emergency helicopter rescues at the White House. Installing more security measures. Have a GAZILLION LEACHES that would loose their job. The real question would be who does not want to...
  9. garycrist

    Mental Illness - This is what it looks like

    It is tough to get gasoline to light with a cigarette. You may even extinguish your cigarette in a puddle of gasoline too! Now if the fuel is vaporized, ( the vapor is heavier than air) the mixture is just right and the cigarette is close to the ground then boom.
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    NVR problème

    If it is HDMI, unplug the hdmi while the NVR is running for 30 seconds and replug in.
  11. garycrist

    Are you paying attention?

    I guess we will have to do it again...
  12. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    One has to feel sorry for the Newspaper owners whose papers are not good enough to even use as "sanitary paper"! By not endorsing their appointed Presidential Candidate, they now will not support her???!!!They remind me of the joke of the monkey performing an unspeakable act with a skunk. I...
  13. garycrist

    Door checker's with a weapon.

    Say it again @StevenFromTexas , Under no circumstances assume the police are on your side when a weapon is involved in anything!
  14. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    We have been telling everyone it was the "War of Northern Aggression" but the press and the history books have convinced you it was a "Civil War". Now that YOU are in the middle of it, what would you call it?
  15. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    I read on down from the X post and lifted this... I VOTED TRUMP and CRUZ 10/24/2024
  16. garycrist

    2nd Amendment thread

    IIRC I learned there is only 1 one word order. That word is "GAS"! The only reason those dems could shoot those firearms is no body cried "GUN"...... And, they got hurt! Too bad it did not hit the Tannerite on the table in front of them...
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    Elon Musk

    Wait till you find out how advanced his rocket motors are!
  18. garycrist

    2nd Amendment thread

    I can hit it with a 22 from here..;)
  19. garycrist

    Another noob has a problem connecting a EmpireTech IPC-B52IR-Z12E-S2 1/2.8" CMOS 2MP 5mm–60mm Ultra Low Light Starlight WDR IR AI Network Bullet Camer

    OK @John K , Bring up the CMD prompt. Type in ipconfig. Tell us what it says you IP is Type exit to get out
  20. garycrist

    Lubbock Police Department Paper Plate Caper -- October 14, 2024

    We had a fired x cop from Lubbock that was a Chicken Shit supervisor for Yellow. One of his bo-bos he did, was investigating a break-in at a clothier. The "bad guy" startled him so bad, he shot and killed him with several shots from his side-arm. When the lights went on however, the score was...
  21. garycrist

    Does this look like a 'random' house egging to you?

    We did a prank one night on a girl. We collected a bunch those warning "saw horses" with the yellow flashing lights. We even got some of those 8 or 10 foot long ones too. Her whole front yard was covered with blinking lights! Wellll.. It seems like her Dad was the City Manager of Oklahoma City...
  22. garycrist

    New To Forum-voltage drop question

    Yes you can. Or you might buffer with a battery at the cam end. Another way would be a higher voltage and current supply with a DC/DC down converter at the cam. But, check the input specs of the camera 1st.
  23. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Have you noticed the "polls" are closing with DJT "catching up"? The real reason is because they are running out of democrats to over sample!
  24. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    KAmaltoe Harris, MSM and the democrats are lying their collective asses off. She was in charge of the border... (note the date) https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/biden-taps-harris-lead-coordination-efforts-southern-border-n1261952 BTW; I am MAN ENOUGH to "Tell it to your face" then...
  25. garycrist

    Funny / Satire

    Some guys were playing Golf one day and after a "few" lost track of the hole they were playing. One guy to solve the problem, asked some women playing a hole ahead of them. She stated they were on the 7th hole and they are behind them so you guys are on the 6th. hole. This happened a couple...
  26. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    "Men That Are Twats" commercial!
  27. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Dear Dirt-Bags With All of the Money: You and your cronies, tell me tariffs are hidden taxes I must pay. "Riddle me this Batman", how many Mercedes Benz', BMWs or any other assembled in the USA with foreign parts, cars will I buy? ZERO!!!! Because you subbed our jobs out too. Now we have no...
  28. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Have you noticed Harris' town halls and meetings are getting smaller? Because it's getting tougher to find democrats to attend! It's also the same with the polling. There are fewer democrats to over-sample too!
  29. garycrist

    Auroras!

    Sky Cam is seeing RED!!
  30. garycrist

    Funny / Satire

    Bruce Jenner, a person one may look up to? Let me get this straight. You let a house full of over-weight, over-sexed FK-Upped women talk you into cutting off your male anatomy. NO THANK YOU!!