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  1. garycrist

    Funny / Satire

    I guess we should feel sorry for all of those Government Workers that will be soon loosing their jobs and start suffering. Those same S.O.B.s that have made our lives miserable!
  2. garycrist

    Garrik's Lunatic Eval Thread

    I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
  3. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Best political joke I've heard today.... "I would not take Whoopi Goldberg nor Joy Behar to the dog races, even if they promised to win"!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lmao:
  4. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Maybe the saying in the government will not be...."Your FIRED" but "Your DOGED"!!! Dear I was "Doged" today! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  5. garycrist

    2nd Amendment thread

    A satellite AZ/EL antenna controller for less than $1000 and some extra do dads would do the trick. Yaesu G-5500DC Yaesu G-5500DC Azimuth-Elevation Rotator Systems | DX Engineering I used to work amateur satellites on VHF,UHF and 1.2 Gigs. Track them across the sky while talking to other hams...
  6. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Funniest thing I have heard today. They can't fire me. I'm a Federal Worker! My reply, See "Ronald Reagan and PATCO Strike 1981". My Dad was a Weather Instructor @ the FAA Academy in Oklahoma City. All of those younger future ATCs thinking they could go on strike and get away with it! My Dad...
  7. garycrist

    FEMA is Worthless and the US Government is a Fucking Joke

    These local city and county government SUCK!
  8. garycrist

    Swann NVR With Dahua Cameras Fix

    Sometimes you will need to reboot the camera for the Swann NVR to see it again after a power loss.. ENJOY
  9. garycrist

    The official "WTF" thread

    It shows the copper water pipe under the slab, running the length of the house, has a lower resistance to ground than the common and the earth ground. The only way I know to drop the resistance of the home ground rod is to add lengths of wire or a mesh soldered to the rod. Some of these homes...
  10. garycrist

    The official "WTF" thread

    I don't remember if it was here or in "Wall of Shame" but, here goes. After watching the hot water heater gas line glowing red hot, I did a little research and it was REAL! It shows the ground rod everything is tied to, might not be the best Earth Ground. It helps explain why the strangest...
  11. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    History will call it "The Hooker and the Brain Dead" The rein that did not happen.
  12. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Soon we will hear, GOD willing, the most famous DJT quote we all walked around saying. "You are FIRED"!:rofl::rofl::rofl:
  13. garycrist

    Progressive Liberal Hypocrisy

    Scientific American is a Rag Mag. Not even good for blowing one's nose. I wrote them when I cancelled my sub and told them so. Now, I can see them going BROKE!
  14. garycrist

    Hello! New member here from Kansas City area. Hoping to learn what cameras & NVR to purchase

    Look here as our Andy is having a sale! https://ipcamtalk.com/threads/2024-empiretech-thanksgiving-day-sales-black-friday-sales-winter-sales.78923/
  15. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Who wants to spend 2 bits on a side-show when you can see it for free on TV! :smash:
  16. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    For those that are squawking about Pete Hegseth not being qualified, obviously YOU did not get the RFQ!!!:lmao::lmao::lmao:
  17. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    I love everything that is currently happening, both here and world wide. Is it too good to be true? NO. All of this reminds me of 1 Thessalonians 5:2 and 5:3!
  18. garycrist

    2nd Amendment thread

    Time to vote again!!! https://www.ammoland.com/2024/11/vote-yes-for-brandon-herrera-to-lead-the-trump-administrations-atf/
  19. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Just to think, those FEMA employees deprived those people of their Civil Rights!
  20. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Barry and Big Mike in prison together.... What a dream I had last night.
  21. garycrist

    What the hell is this?

    I love giving the 11.84 inches in 1 nano. It give one some of the reasons why boards have shrunk so small with increased clock frequencies.
  22. garycrist

    What the hell is this?

    Light travels @ 3,000,000 meters per second or 186,000 miles per second or something one might hold in one's hand to explain it. A ruler. Light travels 11.84 inches in one nanosecond. Don't blink.
  23. garycrist

    Funny / Satire

    I have had a lot of fun with these democrat Ocean Toads and the Cat Ladies. Not only are they shaving their heads, but also tattooing blue wrist bands and now refusing sex with sane people. (hope those batteries are up to date). Of course in a conversation with my wife she said "We at least...
  24. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Dear Politicians Misfits and Funky Generals: When on this Veteran's Day, most of us did not answer "The Call". We were drafted. Drafted to die in some endless war. We served so you could make money as YOU ALL sucked us dry of our Fathers', Mothers', Sons' and Daughters' blood or lives, jobs and...
  25. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Oprah sold you out for a few dollars "girlfriend"..:smash: So now she is a HOOKER too!!
  26. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    We must all agree that soon to be Ex-Vice President Harris, should keep her head down and her mouth doing what got her where she is today.
  27. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Didn't Cornyn make a bunch of $$$ off the Tobacco Settlement in TEXAS?
  28. garycrist

    Bullet vs. wall-mounted turret

    Yes, bullets have more room inside for more or better features.
  29. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    On pardoning Hunter Biden. Shall we ask the hundreds of people sent to the DC Dungeons over the FAKE J6th BS by the Bidens?
  30. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    I just heard VP Harris will be joining the "Dan Quayle Institute of Political Obscurity" to further her fight.....