Hello, iam the new one..... :-)

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Gubelat

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My Name is Marco, iam from Germany. I do Computer repairs and general IT Support, yes iam a little bit nerdy.
Now i build up a Pee Alarm System with two cams and frigate and homeassistent.
I bougt a cheap chinese PTZ Cam from Aliexpress without knowing much about cameras. A Mistake!
 
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Welcome to IPCT! :wave:

Please expound: what is a "Pee Alarm System" ? :idk:
 
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paul@austins.tv said:
That will come in handy when I pee myself. I'm normally only aware when my pants are soaked.
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I depend on a 12VDC inverter-powered 40VAC transformer across my nads to provide that notification....I may have to step it down because the last time it worked when I dribbled a bit I shit in my pants.... :(
 
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TonyR said:
I depend on a 12VDC inverter-powered 40VAC transformer across my nads to provide that notification....I may have to step it down because the last time it worked when I dribbled a bit I in my pants.... :(
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Excellent!
Perhaps the OP can do Shit alarm as well. I'll definitely buy one.
 
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Welcome to IPCT! :wave:

Please expound: what is a "Pee Alarm System" ? :idk:
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The peealarm system monitors the zones near the walls, if the person loiters more the 2 sec. at the wall, light starts to flicker a siren goes off and a message will be played "This Wall is not a toilet, you will be filmed by a camera system, pee videos will uploadet to youtoube!"

if you like to see it, search on youtoube for "peeman watcher" :-)

the red guy had a peeus interruptus :cool:
 
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Oh that's a shame. I had some hope for your "pee alarm".
I'll put up with wet pants and embarrassment still then.
Hopefully in the future someone will invent the required pee and shit alarms. So I can carry on my life with some normality.
 
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Can I get one that says " Hey Mr. Gopher! find another place to dig a Hole!"?
 
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