Recent content by vandyman

Can someone buy me a new Ford Lightening. It is the only electric vehicle I like. PS; I am still waiting for the $450000.00 from JB to get my first Covid shot. So when I get my first Covid shot. I will pay you back. ;)

I have not seen the Grim Reaper working in politics, in a few years. He needs to start working overtime..

In today's news from VNN, Vandyman News Network. The big story of the day, Buzzards are circling the WH. Sources say that the Buzzards are China bred. In San Francisco. A drunken elderly woman shitted on Nancy's lawn. Sources say the women was screaming "But I am Nancy". Stay tuned for...

Can someone please explain to me why it sounds like the trolls on this forum? Are talking from inside McDonald's drive through. McDonald's is where FJB got his career started.

Well., some people like eating chicken and some like eating fish. I personally don't like eating either.

I cannot get monkey pox. Because I identify as a lesbian.

Still waiting for the $450,000 from the White house. So I can get my first shoot.

I am pretty sure, he was referring to the queer elf. That works at the Keebler fudge factory.

Looks like he is having ribbits tonight.

Tree rats are a chicken meat substitute. I have been feeding a few tree rats to fatting them up when the meat shortage starts again.

It is hard to pin point what is going on here. Try to find a Raspberry Pi for sale. The Pi uses an Arm7 chip.

Okay, who called and squealed on the pig.?

Okay, Now that covid was beating like a dead horse. We will have a real pandemic,Fuel. Starvation will hit us all. No crops, meats, supplies...

The question is... Did Putin kill the Covid 19 virus?

Every country in the world has their hands in their pockets and not doing a damn thing. We all know that Brandon is an idiot. But we do not need to be the world police. Let someone else take the lead for once.