Funny / Satire

What red blooded man doesn't own a coffee can of nuts and bolts? I was doing that search, that looked just like that, just earlier this month LOL

Me...an old green ammo box.
 
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The Texas Quote of the Day:

"Look around the table. If you don't see a sucker, get up, because you're the sucker."

----- Amarillo Slim, legendary poker player.
 
Swalwell wrote in a tweet he was going to propose an "open bet" to Cruz.

"If the @dallascowboys beat the @49ers I won’t tweet for the rest of January. If the @49ers win you can’t tweet for rest of January. How Texan are you, Ted? Deal?" he wrote.

Cruz responded, "How about we bet a Chinese dinner instead?" :)

 
^ I feel bad for the guy driving the red wagon.