Sure wished I'd been home

[VorlonFrog]

They didn't stop. They didn't leave any free samples. They could have dropped off a few cases and billed me, ya know?

 

[Keyboard]

You got free samples, but the porch pirates got to them before you got home!

I'm positive that's what happened ...

 

[SkyLake]

You got free samples, but the porch pirates got to them before you got home!

I'm positive that's what happened ...

You know, the truck driver was the porch pirate..

 

[beepsilver]

He tried to deliver, but your gate was locked.

 

[Xeddog]

He told his boss he delivered it all, but in fact he now has a garage full of Bud Light.

 

[NickTheGreat]

My dad helped a Dr Pepper truck with a breakdown a couple of decades ago. The next day, there was maybe 6 or 8 flats of Dr Pepper at the end of the driveway!