Okay folks, I was really hoping to avoid this, but I have given it my best shot and I am stumped.
I'll start with my setup:
Dedicated BI PC:
HP Elite Desk 800 G1 SFF
Intel i5-4590
Windows 10 Pro
8GB Memory
125 GB SSD (OS & BI installed)
4TB WD Purple (not installed yet)
POE...